prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

aworldawayfromyou:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

aworldawayfromyou:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

Cro Traum
Cro
Traum

nothing—better:

Traum - Cro 

cardinal-signs:

petition to make this national anthem

this honestly one of my favorite tumblr things

Interesting fact. The photographer of this photo was a high school student. He committed suicide after exams.

Interesting fact. The photographer of this photo was a high school student. He committed suicide after exams.

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

robyns-hood:


wwiao:

my favourite thing ever

OMG!!!!!

robyns-hood:

wwiao:

my favourite thing ever

OMG!!!!!

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

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